thatoneguy61622 replied to your post: I miss da space navy
me too!!! D:
let’s be da space navy again
but we only have 3 months till we move D:
• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, print it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread for going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times. <smaOne of these things is not like the other: ”• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.”
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1. “She [Robin] was even briefly a bullfighter, that’s a funny story. I’ll get to that one later.” Is she going to visit Marshall and Lily in Italy and pick up a bullfighting job? Hmmm?!?! (Symphony of Illumination Season 7 episode 12)
2. “But bright side, Robin is going to be so touched when she hears you ended things with Victoria because of her…She can never know. Promise me that Robin will never find out. Of course Robin did find out, but we’ll get to that.” HOW? How does Robin find out? (The Autumn of Break-Ups Season 8 episode 5)
3. Ted going to Robots Vs. Wrestlers Legends, making out with a surprisingly realistic looking female robot, and having the single greatest night of his life. I want to see all this and how people will think that robot will be the mother. Lulz I’m calling it! (Time Travelers Season 8, Episode 20)
4. “Of course not every secret was told that night.” That one time Ted replaced Robin’s customized “Scherbatsky” welcome mat after he rereturned, ralphed, and ran. Like what is “every secret not being told”? I feel like there should be some awesome explanation as to why Ted replaced her doormat or at least an awesome something for him saying NOT EVERY SECRET WAS TOLD Ooooooooo lol. But again I feel like it’s too late in the game for them to bring something up from Season 1.(Game Night Season 1 Episode 15)
5. Oh of course. Marshall’s LAST SLAP! T-T
6. Why the fffffffuck Neil Patrick Harris leaked photos of himself covered in blood knocking on Ted’s door around Christmas 2012 Time? Click for pics.
Cosmo: I’ve got some good news and bad news!
Timmy: What’s the good news?
Cosmo: I found a nickel! I named him Philip!
Timmy: What’s the bad news?
Cosmo: It’s a girl nickel!
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